Tree stumps? I like to leave them cut long, about two feet off the ground. Then I like to sit on them, preferably in the shade,with a scotch or maybe a nice glass of Boujalais on a hot day, I will provide this service at your house. So don't make me come over there.
I think with you are local all the way down to your name. Please be my friend. I know a certain someone told you to say no. All the reason to say yes! Don't be a drone, friend. Express your individuality! Be my valentine! Er, friend. Cheers, Rich